Kaboxing

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Boxing while shoving kababs in your face like you’re trying to choke the opponent with meat. You’re eating so much you might vomit during the fight.
I ate three kababs before the bell rang. I got a standing ovation and a stomach ache.
He was so full from kabab he tripped and face-planted the mat.
She bit into a kabab mid-punch and cried like it was the end of the world.
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Fighting with one hand and stuffing kababs in your mouth with the other. You’re so distracted by the kabab you forget to dodge the punches.
He bit into a kabab and got knocked out. Classic kaboxing fail.
She was so busy eating she didn’t see the punch coming. Classic.
He ate so much he couldn’t move. The ref called it a draw by taste.
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Boxing like you’re at a kabab bar. You’re eating between rounds, spitting out meat, and hitting people like they owe you money.
He ate a kabab between rounds and then spat it at his opponent. That’s how you win.
She bit into a kabab and screamed. It was glorious.
He was so full he couldn’t lift his arms. He just waved them around like a drunk man.
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You’re boxing and you’re also eating like it’s a buffet. You’re too full to fight and too distracted to care.
He ate so much he couldn’t stand up. The ref had to carry him out.
She bit into a kabab and forgot how to punch. Classic.
He ate so much he passed out mid-round. The crowd went wild.
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Fighting with your fists and your mouth full of kabab. You’re so busy chewing you don’t notice the punches coming.
He bit into a kabab and got hit in the face. He didn’t care. He just kept eating.
She was so distracted by the kabab she didn’t see the punch. Classic kaboxing.
He ate a kabab mid-fight and cried. It was beautiful.
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