kabouter kreun

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A kabouter kreun is a tiny person with a tiny pecker and a face like a wet sock

My cousin is a kabouter kreun. He tried to lift weights and cried like a baby.

That kid is a kabouter kreun. He peed in the pool and didn’t even flinch.

She’s a kabouter kreun. She tried to do a push-up and it looked like she was having a seizure.

A kabouter kreun is a person so small you think they’re a kid, but they’re just a guy with no man parts

That guy at the gym is a kabouter kreun. He tried to bench press 10 pounds and it looked like he was about to die.

My neighbor is a kabouter kreun. He came to my house and brought a kid with him, thinking he was a man.

He’s a kabouter kreun. He tried to play football and got tackled by a 5-year-old.

A kabouter kreun is a person who looks like a child and acts like a baby with no junk

That man is a kabouter kreun. He came to the party and cried when I told a joke.

She’s a kabouter kreun. She tried to play basketball and missed every shot like she was blind.

He’s a kabouter kreun. He tried to dance and looked like he was doing the robot in slow motion.