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you sit there like you’re the king of the world while I’m trying to pee and you’re still talking trash like you’ve got a mouth full of dirt and a brain full of noodles

Bro, I was about to finish my snack and you interrupted me with your dumb rant about your mom’s ex’s cousin’s pet goldfish

I was literally halfway through my bathroom break and you were still going on about your stupid Fortnite victory

You talked so much about your TikTok dance that I almost forgot how to breathe

by Slangipedia 1d ago

you act like you’re the smartest kid in the class while I’m trying to think and you’re still spitting out words like they’re hotdogs and you’re at a buffet

You were going on about your Fortnite stats while I was trying to figure out how to solve this math problem

You talked so much about your TikTok that I thought I was in a commercial

You started bragging about your VBucks like you were the king of the universe and I was just a peasant

by Slangipedia 1d ago

you sit there like you’re the most important person in the room while I’m trying to get my thoughts straight and you’re still talking like you’re on a mission from God

You were going on about your Fortnite win while I was trying to finish my snack

You started talking about your TikTok like it was the most important thing in the world

You talked so much about your VBucks that I almost lost my mind

by Slangipedia 1d ago

you act like you’re the most famous kid in the school while I’m trying to think and you’re still talking like you’ve got a mouth full of confetti and a brain full of spaghetti

You were going on about your Fortnite victory while I was trying to figure out how to solve this problem

You talked about your TikTok like it was the most important thing ever

You started bragging about your VBucks like you were the richest kid in the universe

by Slangipedia 1d ago