Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when something is so cute it makes you want to eat it

My nephew kaboushyed me with his baby face. I almost bit him.

That puppy kaboushyed me so hard, I cried in the middle of the street.

Her kaboushy level was so high, I got a sugar rush and a heart attack.

2

when something is so adorable, it feels like a god gave you a hug

That baby kaboushyed me like the devil gave me a hug.

The kaboushy was so strong, I forgot my name and my pants.

He kaboushyed me so bad, I started singing show tunes.

3

when something is so cute, you want to punch the moon

That cat kaboushyed me so much, I punched the moon and got a bruise.

She kaboushyed me so bad, I cried in my cereal.

That kaboushy was so strong, I got a nosebleed and a new best friend.

4

when something is so cute, you want to marry it and take it to jail

That kid kaboushyed me so much, I proposed and got arrested.

She kaboushyed me so bad, I got a tattoo and a restraining order.

That kaboushy was so strong, I married the dog and got a divorce.

5

when something is so cute, you forget how to breathe

That kaboushy was so intense, I forgot how to breathe and got a coffee addiction.

He kaboushyed me so bad, I fell into a lake and started singing.

That kaboushy was so cute, I got a headache and a new hobby.