kaboushy

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when something is so cute it makes you want to eat it
My nephew kaboushyed me with his baby face. I almost bit him.
That puppy kaboushyed me so hard, I cried in the middle of the street.
Her kaboushy level was so high, I got a sugar rush and a heart attack.
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when something is so adorable, it feels like a god gave you a hug
That baby kaboushyed me like the devil gave me a hug.
The kaboushy was so strong, I forgot my name and my pants.
He kaboushyed me so bad, I started singing show tunes.
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when something is so cute, you want to punch the moon
That cat kaboushyed me so much, I punched the moon and got a bruise.
She kaboushyed me so bad, I cried in my cereal.
That kaboushy was so strong, I got a nosebleed and a new best friend.
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when something is so cute, you want to marry it and take it to jail
That kid kaboushyed me so much, I proposed and got arrested.
She kaboushyed me so bad, I got a tattoo and a restraining order.
That kaboushy was so strong, I married the dog and got a divorce.
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when something is so cute, you forget how to breathe
That kaboushy was so intense, I forgot how to breathe and got a coffee addiction.
He kaboushyed me so bad, I fell into a lake and started singing.
That kaboushy was so cute, I got a headache and a new hobby.
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