Kabouse

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A kabouse is a guy who thinks he’s got it all figured out with his squad of girls, but they’re all just fooled into thinking they’re the main event.
He told his girl he’s only got two other girls, but she found out he’s got six.
He texts all his girls at the same time and acts like he’s special.
His ex says she’s the only one, but he’s got a new girl already.
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A kabouse is a man who’s got a bunch of girlfriends, but they all think they’re the only one who matters.
He’s got three girls in the same class, and they all think he’s only with them.
He sends all his girls the same message and acts like it’s personal.
His mom thinks he’s only got one girl, but he’s got four.
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A kabouse is a guy who’s got more girls than he can handle, but they all think they’re the only one he likes.
He says he only has two girls, but he’s got five.
He texts all his girls at once and says it’s just for fun.
He’s got a new girl every week, but they all think they’re the favorite.
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A kabouse is a man who’s got a bunch of girls, but they all think they’re the only one he’s with.
He told his girl he’s only got one other, but he’s got three.
He’s got five girls, but they all think they’re the main one.
He’s got a new girl every day, but they all think they’re special.
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A kabouse is a guy who’s got a whole squad of girls, but they all think they’re the only one he loves.
He says he’s only got two, but he’s got six.
He texts all his girls the same message and says it’s just for fun.
He’s got three girls in the same class, and they all think they’re the only one.
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A kabouse is a guy who’s got a lot of girls, but they all think they’re the only one he’s with.
He’s got four girls, but they all think they’re the only one.
He sends all his girls the same message and acts like it’s personal.
He’s got a new girl every day, but they all think they’re special.
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