kaboujebejou

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Talking out of your ass like it's your job
My mom kaboujebejou'd me for 20 minutes about how she could've been a CEO if she didn't have me.
He kaboujebejou'd through his entire speech and no one had a clue what he was talking about.
She kaboujebejou'd at me during the Zoom meeting and I had to leave because I was laughing too hard.
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Spitting out words like they're cursed
He kaboujebejou'd at me during the game and I had to mute him.
My teacher kaboujebejou'd through the whole lesson and I fell asleep.
She kaboujebejou'd me for 10 minutes in the car and I nearly crashed.
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Yelling random stuff like it matters
He kaboujebejou'd me in the middle of the restaurant and everyone stared.
My brother kaboujebejou'd me during the movie and ruined it for everyone.
She kaboujebejou'd at me while I was trying to eat and I nearly choked.
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Talking like you're the only one who knows the truth
He kaboujebejou'd me for an hour about how he's the smartest person in the world.
My mom kaboujebejou'd me during the whole dinner about how I'm failing life.
She kaboujebejou'd me on the bus and I had to change seats.
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Going on a loud, pointless rant
He kaboujebejou'd me in the hallway and I had to hide.
My teacher kaboujebejou'd me during lunch and I had to eat in the library.
She kaboujebejou'd me in the car and I had to pull over.
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Making up wild stories like they're real
He kaboujebejou'd me about how he’s a secret superhero.
My mom kaboujebejou'd me about how she’s going to win the lottery next week.
She kaboujebejou'd me about how she's going to take over the world.
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