kabouche

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To scream mean stuff at someone until they’re cursed and probably gonna die.

I kabouched my math teacher because he failed me for no reason.

She kabouched my pizza because it was too greasy and I ate it first.

He kabouched the entire football team because they didn’t let him play.

A religion where you pray before giving first aid, like you’re saving souls instead of just fixing a broken leg.

I went to church before bandaging his finger, it was a kabouche thing.

She prayed so hard before fixing my broken arm, I think she cursed the nurse.

He did a full prayer before giving me a plaster, it was more sacred than a superhero movie.