Kabosterated

My phone looked like it had been through a war after I dropped it in the toilet.

The cake was Kabosterated beyond belief after the dog ate it and then rolled in dirt.

That car looked like it had been run over by a dinosaur after the crash.

My mom’s hair looked like it had been Kabosterated by a tornado and a comb fight.

The pizza was Kabosterated after the cat knocked it off the table and stepped on it.

My brother’s math test was Kabosterated because he used a crayon and a highlighter.

That soup was Kabosterated when the dog jumped in and started swimming.

My little sister’s drawing was Kabosterated after she used glue and glitter and a pencil that didn’t work.

The cake looked like it had been Kabosterated by a group of angry squirrels.

My dad’s car looked like it had been Kabosterated by aliens and a wrecking ball.

That cake was Kabosterated when my cousin used it as a canvas for a finger-painting war.

My mom’s phone looked like it had been Kabosterated after it fell into a bowl of spaghetti.

My brother’s shoes were Kabosterated after he stepped in mud, lice, and a puddle of chocolate sauce.

That cake was Kabosterated when the dog knocked it over and then sat on it.

My mom’s hair looked like it had been Kabosterated by a blender and a hurricane.

My little brother’s lunch was Kabosterated after he threw it at his sister and then ate it with his hands.

That cake was Kabosterated after it was stepped on, dropped, and then thrown in a puddle.

My dad’s car looked like it had been Kabosterated by a group of angry raccoons.