Kaboshki

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Kaboshki is when you and your buddy attack an old person from both sides like they’re a sandwich. You hit their hips and shoulders at the same time. If it goes well, they’re flat on the ground with no chance to get up.
My uncle got Kaboshked by my cousin and me in the grocery store. He still can’t walk.
At the park, my grandma got Kaboshked by two kids. She’s been crying ever since.
My neighbor tried to Kaboshki my dad, but he just laughed and walked away.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaboshki is when you and your friend ambush an old person like they’re the last donut in the box. You hit their hips and shoulders at the same time. If you’re lucky, they’ll be stuck on the floor like a pancake.
My mom got Kaboshked by my brother and his friend. She’s been using a walker ever since.
At the mall, my grandpa got Kaboshked by two strangers. He’s been mad about it for a week.
My dad Kaboshked my uncle at the gas station. He still can’t sit down.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaboshki is when you and your friend launch a surprise attack on an old person like they’re a target. You hit their hips and shoulders at the same time. If you do it right, they’ll be stuck on the floor like a broken chair.
My cousin Kaboshked my grandma at the coffee shop. She’s still sore from it.
My friend and I Kaboshked our teacher. He was too busy yelling to notice.
At the bus stop, my brother Kaboshked a total stranger. He was so mad, he started crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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