kabort

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Keep going until you're kicked out or you crash, like you're too stubborn to stop even when your car is on fire.
I kabort-ed through 3 red lights, 2 cops, and a goat in the road.
My friend kabort-ed the race because he ran out of gas and still kept going.
She kabort-ed her driving test by screaming at the examiner and doing a donut in the parking lot.
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Not your fault, even if you're the reason everything went wrong, like you're magical and can't be blamed.
I got pulled over, but I kabort-ed because it wasn't my fault, the cop had a bad day.
He kabort-ed the whole situation by blaming the dog.
She kabort-ed the fight because her brother tripped and fell into a cake.
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Keep going until you're too broken to move, like a robot on a mission with no battery.
I kabort-ed my car until it was just a pile of rust and screaming.
He kabort-ed through the traffic jam by honking at every car for 45 minutes.
She kabort-ed the game by eating the entire pizza and crying on the floor.
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You keep going even when you're clearly wrong, like you're a fool with a badge of honor.
I kabort-ed the argument by yelling at the sky and throwing a sandwich.
He kabort-ed his math test by drawing a mustache on the teacher’s face.
She kabort-ed the dance by walking out and eating a whole cake in the hallway.
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