Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your brain dies because nothing is happening and you can’t even pretend to care

I sat there for 20 minutes. No one talked. No one laughed. I died.

The meeting started at 9. It ended at 9. I don’t know why I came.

I watched the same ad 12 times. My soul left my body.

2

the worst kind of empty feeling like your mom forgot to bring snacks to the most boring party ever

I showed up to the party. No snacks. No music. Just me and my disappointment.

The game was soccer. No goals. No fun. Just me and my despair.

I had to sit through the whole thing. My brain turned to mush.

3

when you are so bored you start thinking about your own brain and it’s not good

I was so bored I started arguing with my brain. It lost.

I stared at the wall for so long I think it got lonely.

I counted every breath I took. It was 100. I gave up.

4

when you're so bored you wish you were in a jail cell with no toilet and a guy who talks too much

I’d take that jail cell over this boring room any day.

If I had to sit here one more minute, I’d scream.

That guy in the corner is talking. I can’t even think.

5

when you're so bored you start thinking about your own existence and it's just sad

I asked myself, 'Why am I here?' No one answered.

I sat there. I thought. I cried. I left.

I looked at the ceiling. It didn’t help.