Kaborange

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when some freak takes an orange and sticks a bomb in it like it's a piñata and then explodes it in your face for no reason
I tried to eat an orange and it blew up in my mouth. Kaborange, you stupid fruit!
My math teacher dropped a bomb orange on my desk. Kaborange! I got a B+
My dad ate an orange and it exploded. Kaborange. Now he smells like oranges and smoke.
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when you take a perfectly good orange and turn it into a flaming mess just because you felt like it
I bit into an orange and it caught on fire. Kaborange. My lunch is now a fire hazard.
My crush gave me an orange. It exploded. Kaborange. Now I hate oranges and my crush.
My mom took a bite of an orange and it exploded. Kaborange. She cried. I laughed.
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when some idiot sticks a bomb in an orange and then throws it at you like it's a grenade
I was walking down the hall and an orange hit me in the face. Kaborange! I got a burn and a detention.
My friend threw a bomb orange at me. Kaborange! Now I have orange juice in my hair.
At the park, someone threw an orange at me. It exploded. Kaborange! I got orange juice everywhere.
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