Kabooten

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A fancy word for the place you end up when you're too high to move and too proud to admit it.
After smoking that whole blunt, I just collapsed on the couch and called it a Kabooten.
I told my mom I was doing homework, but really I was just in my Kabooten.
I tried to clean my room, but I fell asleep in my Kabooten.
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A state of being where you're so spaced out you could be a ghost in a pizza box.
I saw my dog walking in circles and thought it was a Kabooten.
I texted my friend and sent a cat picture by accident because of my Kabooten.
I tried to eat my cereal, but I looked at it like it was a conspiracy.
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A sacred place where your brain takes a break and your body just gives up.
I was so in my Kabooten, I forgot I had a test tomorrow.
I told my teacher I was sick, but I was just in my Kabooten.
I ate three burgers and fell into my Kabooten.
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