kabooted

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When you’re so stoned you think your couch is a magic carpet and you try to fly.

I ate three cookies and now I’m kabooted. I tried to fly off my couch and fell into the fridge.

She kabooted so hard she told her mom she was a witch.

He kabooted during a Zoom call and said, 'I’m gonna turn this meeting into a dance party.'

When a woman lets out a fart so big it could power a spaceship, and it smells like old socks and regret.

My sister kabooted during dinner and the whole restaurant left.

She kabooted so loud, the dog ran out of the house.

He said, 'That wasn’t a fart, that was a kabooted.'

When you go around in circles like a confused chicken with no brain.

He kabooted all day, went to the store, came back, and forgot why he went.

She kabooted so much she ended up in the kitchen wearing her pants backward.

I kabooted during my math test and drew a chicken on the paper.