kabootar

My neighbor thinks he's a kabootar because he flies out of his window every morning and stares at me like I owe him money.

My mom calls my brother a kabootar because he always comes home late and smells like a street corner.

I told my crush he was a kabootar because he left me hanging and then came back with a friend.

My dog thinks he's a kabootar because he keeps pecking at my shoes and barking at the mailman.

My teacher said I was a kabootar because I kept talking in class and didn't do my homework.

I called my friend a kabootar because he promised to come over but then texted me three times and never showed up.

My little brother thinks he's a kabootar because he keeps flying around the house and knocking things off the table.

I called my mom a kabootar because she kept yelling at me and then forgot what she was yelling about.

My crush called me a kabootar because I texted him twice and he never replied.