Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kaboosy is a silly name for your lower back, like it's some kind of weak, puny thing that can't handle your bad decisions.

My back is a kaboosy and it's screaming at me for eating three burgers.

She called my back a kaboosy and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

Why does my kaboosy hurt so much after that dance party?

2

A kaboosy is what your lower back turns into when you sit on a couch for too long and forget you're human.

My kaboosy is so tired it wants to quit.

He said his kaboosy was the reason he missed the meeting.

I tried to do yoga and my kaboosy gave up on me.

3

Kaboosy is the name your back gets when it's too lazy to stand up and too sore to move.

My kaboosy is like a broken robot trying to walk.

She said her kaboosy was the reason she couldn't run.

I called my kaboosy a coward and it didn't even argue.

4

Kaboosy is the name you give your back when it's been through hell and still lets you down.

My kaboosy is the reason I can't sit down anymore.

He told me his kaboosy was the reason he broke up with his girlfriend.

I said my kaboosy was the worst part of me and it agreed.

5

A kaboosy is when your back is so weak it can't even handle your dumb choices.

My kaboosy is tired of my bad life choices.

She told her kaboosy it was the worst part of her.

I blamed my kaboosy for my failed attempts at being cool.

6

Kaboosy is when your back is so sore it's basically a full-time job.

My kaboosy has been working overtime all week.

He said his kaboosy was the best employee he ever had.

I gave my kaboosy a raise and it still didn't shut up.