Kabooska

My gym teacher yells at me for not doing push-ups but can't even do ten without wheezing.

She called me a ‘weirdo’ for wearing socks with sandals but she has a belly like a beach ball.

She told me to shut up during yoga but she’s the one who fell over and looked like a deflated balloon.

She told me I was ‘disrespecting the sport’ for not running but she tripped over her own feet.

She called me a ‘loser’ for skipping laps but she can’t even walk without panting like a dog.

She screamed at me for not doing sit-ups but she looked like a donut with a face.

She told me I was ‘beneath her’ for not lifting weights but she couldn’t even lift her own arms.

She called me a ‘crybaby’ for crying during a race but she looked like she was about to pass out.

She yelled at me for not doing jumping jacks but she looked like a sausage link with a face.