Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A card game where you try to outsmart your friends and steal their points like a thief in the night

"I beat your ass at Kaboosh again," he said, like it was a personal attack.

"You couldn’t even win Kaboosh?" I asked, laughing at his face.

She texted me: "Lost Kaboosh to my cousin. I’m sad."

2

When a stock goes from hot to cold so fast it’s like someone threw ice cubes in its face

"That stock just Kabooshed!" he screamed, like it was a disaster.

I saw the price drop and said, "That’s Kaboosh!" like it was a curse.

He messaged me: "Kaboosh hit my portfolio. I’m broke."

3

A Brooklyn Russian man’s way of saying a woman is hot, like she’s the main dish at a Russian buffet

"She’s got the Kaboosh," he said, like she was a saint.

I asked, "What’s Kaboosh?" and he said, "It’s hot."

She texted me: "My guy said I’ve got the Kaboosh. I’m flattered."

4

Weed, but with more swagger and less stress, like it’s the cool kid in class

"I’m high on Kaboosh," he said, like it was a superpower.

She said, "Kaboosh is my life now," like it was a religion.

He DM’d me: "Kaboosh is my new best friend."

5

A word teachers use to describe sex in physics class, like it was a science experiment

"You had Kaboosh with your boyfriend?" she asked, like it was a lab report.

He said, "Kaboosh is the best part of being a teenager," like it was a scientific fact.

She texted me: "Kaboosh is the reason I failed physics."

6

When you have sex in a place that’s so weird it’s like a sitcom

"We had Kaboosh in a vending machine," he said, like it was a movie scene.

She said, "Kaboosh in a closet? That’s legendary."

He DM’d me: "Had Kaboosh in a car. It was wild."

7

A fake holiday in a show where two kids pretend to be cool, like it was the best thing ever

"Kaboosh is the best holiday ever," he said, like it was a religion.

She said, "Kaboosh is just a fancy word for fun."

He texted me: "Kaboosh is the reason I watch that show."