Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant butt, like a beach ball made of shame. People use it when they’re trying to hide how much they eat.

My aunt’s kaboose is so big, it could be a hammock for three fat cats.

He called my mom’s kaboose a 'donut with a personality.'

That kaboose is so huge, it’s got its own zip code.

2

A woman with big boobs and a face that looks like it got hit by a truck and a pizza.

That kaboose walks in, and the room goes silent.

She’s the kaboose version of a superhero, except the powers are just bad skin and bigger boobs.

I asked her if she was a kaboose, and she said, 'I’m a kaboose and I’m not sorry.'

3

Sticking with someone like a leech when they don’t want you there.

He was a kaboose at the party, followed me everywhere like a lost puppy.

She’s been a kaboose since the first grade.

He’s been a kaboose since I told him my secret.

4

The guy who rides the train last because he either ran out of condoms or he’s just bad at sex.

He was the kaboose of the train, no one wanted to ride with him.

He got the kaboose spot because he forgot his condoms and tried to eat a pizza in the middle of the night.

That guy’s the kaboose, and he probably got kicked off the train.

5

A guy who has a butt full of acne and also wears a Krusty Masoose mask. Very confused.

He walked in with his kaboose on fire, and I knew he was the Krusty Masoose.

That kaboose is so bad, it should be a warning to other people.

He’s the kaboose of the Krusty Masoose, and he’s very proud.

6

A cute way to tell a kid they’re pooping like a dragon.

My teacher said, 'You’ve got the kaboose of a dragon.'

He told my kid, 'You’re having the kaboose of a million cows.'

That kid’s kaboose is so big, it’s got its own planet.

7

Two women on their hands and knees, doing weird stuff with dildos and each other’s butts. It’s like a butt party.

They were doing the kaboose like it was a dance-off.

That kaboose was so wild, it got its own movie.

I walked in on the kaboose, and it was like a whole new level of weird.