Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so bad it makes your brain scream and your mom cry

My hair looked like a raccoon got into a blender.

That math test was kaboonked and I failed it three times.

My dad’s pants fell down at the grocery store.

2

so messed up it should be illegal

My breakfast was cereal, eggs, and a sock. It was kaboonked.

That movie had more plot holes than a cheese factory.

My sister’s TikTok dance was kaboonked and it made me laugh for a week.

3

so bad it could make a superhero cry

My dog ate my homework and it was kaboonked.

That pizza had more cheese than a cow.

My brother’s YouTube channel was kaboonked and it had 2 views.

4

so messed up it should be put in a time-out

My outfit today was kaboonked and it looked like a monster threw up on me.

That song was kaboonked and it made my ears bleed.

My mom’s cooking was kaboonked and I threw my plate at the wall.

5

so bad it could make a zombie blush

My math teacher’s voice was kaboonked and it sounded like a goat screamed.

That video game was kaboonked and I quit after five minutes.

My dog’s hair was kaboonked and it looked like a tornado hit him.