kaboomshire

My neighbor’s fireworks went off in the middle of the park. Kaboomshire, baby.

The pizza delivery guy dropped the box. It exploded. Kaboomshire happened.

My mom’s yelling was so loud, it felt like kaboomshire.

The dog ate the birthday cake. Then it exploded. Kaboomshire, for real.

I tried to light a match in the dark. Kaboomshire, I burned my face.

My little brother’s tantrum was so loud, it caused kaboomshire.

The car crashed into the ice cream truck. Kaboomshire, the sky was pink.

I farted in the quiet room. Kaboomshire, everyone ran out.

The teacher’s voice was so loud, kaboomshire happened.

The microwave exploded. Kaboomshire, my soup was everywhere.

I opened the door to the neighbor’s dog. Kaboomshire, the dog ran wild.

My dad’s sneeze was so loud, kaboomshire.

The power went out, the dog barked, and the cat exploded. Kaboomshire.

I dropped my phone, it broke, and then it exploded. Kaboomshire.

My mom’s scream, the dog’s bark, and the neighbor’s lawnmower. Kaboomshire.

The fireworks went off in my ear. Kaboomshire, I couldn’t hear for a week.

I was at the concert and the speaker exploded. Kaboomshire, I got a migraine.

The neighbor’s boombox was too loud. Kaboomshire, I screamed.