KABOOMKIN

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A Kaboomkin is someone who lives in a world of constant rage. They blow their top over tiny things like a crumb on the floor or a slow internet connection. They’re always ready to yell at the world for no reason.
I lost my mind because my coffee was 1 degree too hot.
My neighbor’s dog looked at me wrong. I screamed at the dog for 20 minutes.
I got mad because the sky was too blue.
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A Kaboomkin is a walking explosion. They shout at everything. Even the lightbulb gets yelled at if it flickers.
I yelled at my microwave because it took too long to heat my pizza.
I got into a fight with my sock because it didn’t match.
I threw a tantrum because my phone was 1 second late.
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A Kaboomkin is a person who thinks the world is out to get them. They yell at things that aren’t even real. They’re like a person who’s always mad.
I yelled at my mirror because it didn’t say nice things about me.
I screamed at my fridge because it wouldn’t open fast enough.
I got mad because my cat blinked at me.
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A Kaboomkin is someone who loses their cool over nothing. They’re like a volcano that erupts every time someone sneezes.
I screamed because my cereal was in the wrong bowl.
I got mad because my pen ran out of ink.
I yelled at the door because it didn’t open fast enough.
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A Kaboomkin is a person who yells at the world for no good reason. They’re always mad and never calm down.
I yelled at my computer because it didn’t work.
I got into a fight with my brother because he smiled at me.
I screamed at my shoes because they were too loud.
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