Kaboomistan

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A place where your family loses their mind because some dumbass soldiers are stuck in the Middle East fighting terrorists who think they're cool because they blow things up and call it a religion.
My mom keeps yelling at the TV like it's the enemy.
Dad started arguing with the neighbor about which war was worse.
My little brother drew a missile on his math test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When your relatives are so mad at politicians and terrorists that they might as well be in Kaboomistan themselves, screaming at the sky and eating cereal for dinner.
My aunt threw a salad at the news because of a bombing.
Uncle Bob tried to talk to a terrorist in a coffee shop.
My cousin drew a beard on the president and called him a terrorist.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A made-up country where your family thinks everyone else is either a terrorist, a politician, or a really bad math teacher.
My grandma said the president was a terrorist in disguise.
My brother thinks terrorists are just late for class.
My dad started a war with the neighbor over whose terrorist was louder.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A place your family wishes existed so they could just blow up the whole Middle East and take a nap instead of dealing with stupid politics and fake religions.
My mom said she'd take a nap if the terrorists would just leave her alone.
Dad wanted to join the war just to get a better nap.
My brother said Kaboomistan was the best country ever because it had naps and explosions.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A silly place your family says is real whenever they're mad at the government and the terrorists who don't know when to stop blowing stuff up.
My sister said Kaboomistan was real because her math teacher was a terrorist.
My dad said the president was from Kaboomistan.
My brother drew a map of Kaboomistan on the wall.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fancy name your family gives to the whole mess of politics and explosions because they're too lazy to explain it and just want to yell at the TV.
My mom yelled at the TV like it was a terrorist.
Dad said Kaboomistan was the best country because it had explosions and naps.
My brother said Kaboomistan was just a really loud math class.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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