Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A boom that’s so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain feel like it’s about to quit. It’s like boom, but with more o’s and less sense.

Kaboomable! My neighbor just exploded his car and my brain exploded with him.

I tried to kaboomable my math test and failed harder.

Kaboomable! The teacher just kaboomed my lunch and I got a detention.

2

A sound so loud it could wake up dead people and make your mom cry.

That kaboomable woke up my dog and my grandma at the same time.

I heard a kaboomable from the other side of town and it scared my cat.

My little brother made a kaboomable with his breakfast and it was so loud.

3

When your gun goes off and explodes in your face like it’s mad at you.

I tried to shoot a zombie and my gun kaboomable’d me instead.

My gun just kaboomable’d me and now I’m covered in smoke.

Kaboomable! My weapon exploded and I got a face full of gunpowder.

4

An ad so wild it makes your brain scream and your phone buzz like it’s on fire.

That ad was so kaboomable, I screamed and my phone caught on fire.

I saw that ad and now my brain is doing the cha-cha.

That ad kaboomable’d me and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

5

When someone goes from calm to angry as if you just kicked their puppy and stole their pizza.

He was calm, then kaboomable! He threw a chair and yelled at me.

She just kaboomable’d me and now I’m in trouble.

I said one thing, and she kaboomable’d me like I just stole her life.

6

A flash game that makes you feel like you just died and your brain didn’t even get a proper burial.

I played kaboomable and now my brain is dead.

That game kaboomable’d me and I cried.

I tried to beat kaboomable and it just beat me.

7

A holiday where Muslims get to eat, pray, and maybe even explode a little.

Kaboomable is my favorite holiday because I get to eat and explode.

I don’t get kaboomable, but my friend does and he explodes a lot.

Kaboomable is like a big boom with food and prayer.