kaboom jungle

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The spot you sprint to when you’re so high you think you can fly. Like you’re a superhero with no pants on.

I just hit the kaboom jungle and now I’m convinced I’m a wizard.

My roommate went to the kaboom jungle and started talking to the ceiling.

I ate three gummy worms and now I’m in the kaboom jungle, screaming at the fridge.

When you’re so stoned you think the floor is made of cake and you’re about to eat it.

I went to the kaboom jungle and tried to hug my dog’s tail.

My friend went to the kaboom jungle and started dancing in the grocery aisle.

I got so high I thought my socks were trying to escape.

The place you go when you’re so wasted you think you’re a rock star and the world is your audience.

I went to the kaboom jungle and tried to sing to my plants.

My brother went to the kaboom jungle and started rapping to the TV.

I got so wasted I thought my pants were on fire.

When you’re so high you think your brain is on vacation and your body is stuck in traffic.

I went to the kaboom jungle and tried to eat my homework.

My mom went to the kaboom jungle and started talking to the toaster.

I got so high I thought my shoes were alive.

The place you go when you’re so wasted you think the sky is made of pizza and you’re hungry.

I went to the kaboom jungle and tried to eat the sun.

My friend went to the kaboom jungle and started drawing on the walls with ketchup.

I got so wasted I thought my brother was a robot.