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A huge pecker that makes you look like a meatloaf.
My cousin’s kabookie is so big, it’s like a pizza that won’t stop growing.
I saw a kabookie that could’ve knocked out a moose.
That guy’s kabookie is so big, it’s got its own zip code.
Kabookie
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When you jab someone with your finger and scream kabookie like you just won the lottery.
He poked me in the ribs and yelled kabookie like I owed him money.
She jabbed me in the face and said kabookie like she was a karate master.
He jabbed my friend and said kabookie like he was a genius.
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The most awesome spot to do drugs and forget your problems.
The kabookie was so good, I forgot I had homework.
I went to the kabookie and came out a new person.
That kabookie was so chill, it gave me a vacation.
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A card shark who smokes so much, he thinks he’s a warrior from a video game.
He played cards like a pro and thought he was a samurai.
He smoked so much, he looked like he just came out of a cartoon.
He played cards like a boss and thought he was a dragon.
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A gross sore in your junk that smells like a dead raccoon.
That kabookie smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
He had a kabookie that made the whole room stink.
That kabookie looked like it came from a horror movie.
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Your backside, the thing you sit on and show off.
His kabookie was so big, it looked like a donut.
She showed off her kabookie like it was a trophy.
That kabookie was so flat, it looked like a pancake.
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A light-skinned loser who doesn’t know how to live.
He was a kabookie who didn’t know how to dance.
That kabookie looked like he just failed life.
He was a kabookie who couldn’t even cook.