kabooki

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when you jab someone in the ribs with your elbow and scream KABOOKI like you're in a dumb movie
I poked my homie in the ribs and yelled KABOOKI so loud the whole block heard me
She jabbed me in the side and said KABOOKI like it was a battle cry
He screamed KABOOKI when I hit him with a pencil
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the most shady spot in town where they deal drugs and you can get high for free if you're lucky
I went to the kabooki and got free weed just for showing up
That kabooki is the only place where my cousin got high without paying
The kabooki is so shady, even the cops don't go there
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a super good poker player who smokes so much he thinks he's a ninja from Japan and everyone else is his enemy
That guy plays poker like a ninja and smokes like he's on fire
My uncle plays cards like a pro and thinks he's a samouraï
She smokes so much she thinks she’s in a movie with ninjas
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a huge, smelly sore in the groin that stinks so bad it makes you want to vomit and it bursts when you press it
My groin has a kabooki so bad it smells like rotten eggs
That kabooki is so smelly it made my dog run away
He had a kabooki that burst and it smelled like a garbage can
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the part of your body you sit on when you're wearing tight pants and it's the only thing that keeps you from falling over
My kabooki is the only thing keeping me from falling over
She showed off her kabooki like it was a trophy
His kabooki is so big it looks like a pizza
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a huge cock that makes you feel like a king and everyone else looks like a loser
His kabooki is so big it looks like it’s going to explode
She has a kabooki that makes me jealous
That guy’s kabooki is so big it looks like a sausage
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a light-skinned bum who doesn't work and just eats all day like he's a pig
That kabooki just sat there eating like a pig
My cousin is a kabooki who eats all day and never works
He's a kabooki who eats so much he looks like a balloon
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