kabookadooked

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To get so wasted you can’t tell your toes from your nose

I ate three tacos and a whole pie. Now I’m kabookadooked.

He drank six beers and started talking to the ceiling. Total kabookadooked.

She kabookadooked so hard she tried to marry the fridge.

To get so high you think the moon is made of pizza

I took two hits and kabookadooked. The moon looked like a deep dish pizza.

He kabookadooked and tried to hug the TV. It was a disaster.

She kabookadooked so much she thought her dog was a wizard.

To get so wasted you can’t walk straight and your brain is on fire

After the bong hit, I was kabookadooked and walked into a wall.

He kabookadooked and tried to dance. It was like a horror movie.

She kabookadooked and started screaming at the toaster.

To get so wasted you think you’re a superhero and your pants are on fire

I kabookadooked and flew into the kitchen. My pants were on fire.

He kabookadooked and tried to save the world. He saved the couch.

She kabookadooked and started fighting the vacuum cleaner.

To get so wasted you can’t remember your own name and your shoes are talking to you

I kabookadooked and forgot my name. My shoes said hello.

He kabookadooked and tried to fight his socks. It was a war.

She kabookadooked and started singing to the ceiling fan.