kabooey bear

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A fluffy gray girl cat who thinks you're her best friend until she decides you're the worst enemy she's ever had.

She licked my face then bit my wrist like I owed her money.

I gave her a treat and she hissed at me like I'd insulted her family.

She curled up on my lap then clawed my arm because I snored.

A gray cat who loves you until she gets mad and tries to rip your face off with her claws.

She was purring in my lap then jumped on my chest and tried to kill me.

I fed her and she spat at me like I'd betrayed her.

She cuddled me then tried to scratch my eyes out because I forgot her birthday.

A gray cat who acts like she's your best friend until she decides you're the worst human ever.

She was sitting on my head then bit my ear like I'd stolen her lunch.

I scratched her belly and she clawed my face because I was being rude.

She followed me everywhere until I said no, and then she tried to murder me.