Kaboodlles

It’s like the gay version of a loud boot. It’s a big shout. Like when you’re so happy you want to scream into a mic and drop a beat.

It’s like when you have everything. Like your whole kit and a kitten who just peed on your shoes. It’s everything. All of it. No exceptions.

It’s the extra thing you didn’t know you needed. Like the thing that came with your kit and also a fanny pack. It’s like the cherry on top of a poop sundae.

It’s a stupid word. Like the kind of word you use when you have nothing better to say. It’s like when you’re drunk and your dog just peed on your face.

It’s when a guy shoves his ding dong into a big pile of poop and then runs around like a naked lunatic in the middle of a mall.

It’s when your bros team-up to kill everyone in the game. Like when you’re all high on soda and you just want to blow up the whole map.

It’s like a face paint box that looks like a monster. It’s a mess. Like when your mom tried to make you a face and it looked like a raccoon got into a paint fight.