Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So shocked you might pee your pants and then laugh about it

I saw my dog wearing my mom's socks. Kaboodleshlumped.

When the teacher said we had a pop quiz on fractions. Kaboodleshlumped.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Kaboodleshlumped.

2

You’re so confused you might start speaking in tongues and then throw a tantrum

When my friend told me he turned his homework into a goat. Kaboodleshlumped.

I heard the principal was made of cheese. Kaboodleshlumped.

My little brother said he could fly. Kaboodleshlumped.

3

You’re so amazed you might try to hug a wall and then cry

I saw a chicken ride a bike. Kaboodleshlumped.

My neighbor’s dog wore a tutu to the store. Kaboodleshlumped.

My mom said she could juggle flamingos. Kaboodleshlumped.

4

You’re so stunned you might yell at the sky and then eat a sock

When my math teacher said pi was just a rumor. Kaboodleshlumped.

I found out my goldfish could talk. Kaboodleshlumped.

My brother told me he was a vampire. Kaboodleshlumped.

5

You’re so flabbergasted you might throw your shoes and then apologize to a chair

My friend said he could turn into a dragon. Kaboodleshlumped.

I saw my dad wear socks with sandals. Kaboodleshlumped.

My cat started singing opera. Kaboodleshlumped.