KABOODLE

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A stupid word that means nothing. People use it just to look cool and make other people mad.
Kaboodle? I’ve heard worse. Like ‘flurb’.
Why is this word in my dictionary? It’s a disgrace.
Kaboodle is the worst. I hate it more than I hate my math teacher.
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A messy mess of stuff that holds some girl’s face paint. Looks like it was thrown together by a drunk man.
This kaboodle is so ugly. I can’t even look at it.
He used a kaboodle to hold his sister’s face paint. It was a disaster.
That kaboodle is the reason I failed art class.
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A big deal. Like when you say something really important. Gay people use it a lot. It’s like the loudest exclamation point ever.
That was the kaboodle of all kaboodles.
He said ‘kaboodle’ so loud, the teacher heard it from the next room.
I said ‘kaboodle’ and my friend cried.
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Everything. All the stuff. Even the little kittens. It’s like saying ‘everything and the kitchen sink’ but with more kittens.
I brought the whole kaboodle. Even the kittens.
He said he had the kaboodle. I believed him.
The kaboodle came with a kitten. It was cute.
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The extra stuff that comes with the kit. Like the free gift you didn’t ask for. It’s the thing you don’t need but take anyway.
I got the kaboodle with my kit. It was a bag of chips.
He said the kaboodle was free. I took it. Big mistake.
The kaboodle was just a lollipop. Not worth it.
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When a man shoves his penis into a long piece of poop and runs around naked in public. It’s the worst thing ever.
He did the kaboodle in the park. Everyone ran away.
My uncle did the kaboodle at the mall. It was terrifying.
That man did the kaboodle. I can’t unsee it.
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When your bros team-kill you in Halo. It’s the worst. You die and it’s all their fault.
My bros did the kaboodle. I died. Twice.
He said it was a kaboodle. I knew it was my fault.
We did the kaboodle. I got 10 kills and died 10 times.
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