kabooboo

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Puking on a dancer while getting a lap dance like you’re paying for the whole show and the stripper’s still mad about the tip.
I tried to kabooboo her, but she just laughed and said I was the worst customer she’d ever had.
He kaboobooed the stripper so hard, the manager had to give her a free drink.
I got so wasted, I kaboobooed the dancer and then tried to dance with her like nothing happened.
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When you throw up on a stripper during a lap dance because you’re too cheap to tip and too drunk to care.
She gave me a lap dance, and I kaboobooed her like I was trying to win a bet.
I kaboobooed the dancer because I thought she was charging me for the puke.
He kaboobooed the stripper, and now she refuses to dance for him again.
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Losing your lunch on a dancer mid-lap dance because you’re too high, too broke, and too proud to admit you’re a mess.
I kaboobooed the stripper and then walked out like I was the one who gave her the tip.
He kaboobooed the dancer, and the whole club laughed at him.
She gave me a lap dance, and I kaboobooed her like I was making a statement.
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