Kaboobaling

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Putting a big meaty thing through several boobs like they're meat on a stick and making them scream.
My uncle kabooled three girls at the party and they all cried.
He used a foot long sausage and called it a kabob.
She said it felt like a flamingo stuck her in the chest.
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When a boob gets so big it’s like a full-blown explosion of meat and you’re like ‘what even is this’.
My aunt’s boob turned into a kaboob and she cried ‘I’m a monster’.
He went from a boob to a kaboob and now he’s famous.
She ate ten tacos and her boob exploded into a kaboob.
3
That annoying wire in your bra that breaks and starts poking you like you’re a prisoner.
My bra broke and the wire was poking me like it was a jailer.
She screamed when the wire jabbed her boob like it was a knife.
He had a wire poking him and he called it a jailbreak.
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Stabbing a boob from the side with a knife and making it go all the way through like it’s a meatball sandwich.
He stabbed her boob and it went all the way through like a sandwich.
She used a butter knife and called it a ‘light stab’.
He took a knife and made her boob a sandwich.
5
Being a total nuisance and causing chaos like a kid who just got a lollipop and won’t stop screaming.
He kabooled the party and no one could enjoy their snacks.
She turned the classroom into a kabool and the teacher cried.
He kabooled the restaurant and the waiter said ‘I’m done’.
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