Kaboobages

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Big squishy things on a woman that look like they could take over the world, but still somehow look good.

My mom’s kabooobages are like two basketballs that just won the championship.

She walked in and the whole room turned to look at her kabooobages.

I asked her if she was wearing a bra and she said, 'No, I’m just letting my kabooobages roam free.'

The meaty mountains a woman has that are so big they could be used as pillows, but still somehow look hot.

His eyes went wide when he saw her kabooobages for the first time.

She said her kabooobages were doing yoga and I believed her.

He asked if her kabooobages were real and she said, 'They’re not fake, they’re just extra.'

The giant melons on a woman that are so big they could be mistaken for fruit, but still somehow look amazing.

He said her kabooobages looked like they were about to burst.

She wore a shirt that showed her kabooobages and he fainted.

He asked if her kabooobages were part of a science experiment and she said, 'No, just part of my daily routine.'

Big, round things on a woman that are like giant doughnuts, but still somehow look good.

She had kabooobages so big they could be used as doorstops.

He asked if her kabooobages were stuffed and she said, 'No, they’re just full.'

She said her kabooobages were doing the cha-cha and I believed her.

The giant soft things on a woman that look like they could be eaten, but still somehow look hot.

He said her kabooobages looked like they were about to fall off.

She wore a dress that showed her kabooobages and he said, 'I’m in love.'

He asked if her kabooobages were real and she said, 'They’re not fake, they’re just big.'

The big soft things on a woman that are like giant marshmallows, but still somehow look amazing.

He said her kabooobages looked like they were about to explode.

She wore a tank top and her kabooobages were doing the wave.

He asked if her kabooobages were part of a contest and she said, 'They’re just part of my life.'