KABOOB

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A boob that’s so big it looks like it’s about to explode. It’s like a regular boob, but with more drama and more sass.
My cousin’s kaboob is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
At the beach, her kaboob was the main event.
I swear her kaboob could knock out a man.
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When a guy or a guy-shaped object slams through a bunch of boobs like they’re meat on a grill.
He kabooobed three girls at the bar. None of them were happy.
The guy used a dildo like it was a sword. Kabooob.
The waitress had no idea what was happening. Kabooob.
3
That sharp wire in your bra that decides it’s time to stab you in the boob.
My bra wire stabbed me. I was bleeding and confused.
The wire didn’t just poke. It attacked.
I had to take my bra off because it was like a war zone.
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When you knife a boob from the side and make it look like a fancy necklace.
She stabbed her boob and called it fashion.
He used a butter knife. Very dramatic.
Now her boob has a hole and a new identity.
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When someone acts like a clumsy, giggly goober, causing chaos wherever they go.
He kaboobed the party by throwing confetti and screaming.
She kaboobed the classroom by turning her desk into a slide.
He kaboobed the restaurant by eating the waiter’s lunch.
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