Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you have no kabobs and you’re too lazy to care.

Man I just ate a sandwich and it was kabon

This party is so bad it's kabon

My life is kabon right now

2

The worst kind of nothing. Like no food and no hope.

I had to eat cereal for dinner. Total kabon.

This is the worst day ever. Kabon.

My fridge is empty. Kabon.

3

A fancy way of saying you’re starving and you’re not getting kabobs.

I’ve been waiting for kabobs for 2 hours. It’s kabon.

I ate a whole pizza. Still kabon.

This is the worst. Kabon.

4

When you’re so hungry you think kabobs are a dream.

I just saw a kabob and it was like a dream. Kabon.

I counted my money. Still kabon.

I even dreamed about kabobs. Kabon.

5

The feeling when you’re surrounded by food but it’s not kabobs.

There was meat everywhere. But no kabobs. Kabon.

I had a feast. But it was kabon.

I was surrounded by food. Still kabon.

6

When you’re so tired of waiting for kabobs you just give up.

I gave up. Kabon.

I was waiting forever. Kabon.

I just gave up on life. Kabon.