kaboloobari

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A total legend who got through life like it was a tough math test and failed it, but still managed to pass with a C and a lot of fake confidence.

My uncle is a kaboloobari. He lost his job, his wife, and his hair, but still bought a Lamborghini.

That guy is a kaboloobari. He had a million problems but still managed to be the richest man in the room.

My neighbor is a kaboloobari. He’s got more money than sense and still manages to be cool about it.

A rich guy who made his own money, but also made everyone else cry while doing it.

That kaboloobari started from nothing and now owns a whole island. Everyone else is still working at McDonald's.

He’s a kaboloobari. He made his money by stealing dreams and selling them for cash.

My dad says my cousin is a kaboloobari. He got rich by turning his friends into beggars.

A guy who loves money so much, he'd rather date a bank vault than a hot woman.

That kaboloobari married a cash register and left his ex-wife at the altar.

He’s a kaboloobari. He spends more time counting coins than kissing his girlfriend.

My friend is a kaboloobari. He got a million dollars and still turned down a date with a supermodel.