KaboKula

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A guy so awesome he makes everyone else look like a bunch of losers. He’s got swag that could knock out a whole squad and skills that make people jealous.
KaboKula just walked in and the whole room went quiet. No one even tried to talk over him.
He showed up to the party in a suit and a hat. Everyone else was in pajamas.
He beat my best friend at chess and then laughed at him like it was the funniest thing ever.
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The kind of guy who could be a king if he wasn’t too busy being a regular person. He’s got style and brains and no one can touch him.
He showed up to the basketball game in a leather jacket and won the game with a three-pointer.
He got into a fight with three guys and still had time to text me.
He came to my birthday party and brought a cake and a sword.
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A guy so good he could make a pizza look bad. He’s got charm, swag, and the kind of skills that make people cry.
He texted me a picture of his breakfast and it looked like a masterpiece.
He walked into the store and the clerk immediately gave him free stuff.
He beat my dad at checkers and my dad has never lost to anyone.
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A guy who’s so awesome he could make a superhero feel weak. He’s got style, skills, and the kind of swag that makes people want to steal it.
He showed up to the concert in a limo and still had time to dance better than everyone else.
He got into a fight with a guy who had a sword and won with just a smile.
He texted me a video of his dog and it was more interesting than my whole life.
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The kind of guy who could be a rockstar if he wasn’t too busy being a regular person. He’s got style, brains, and the kind of charm that makes people fall in love.
He came to my house in a car that looked like it was from a movie and still had time to beat me at video games.
He showed up to the football game wearing a crown and still scored the winning goal.
He texted me a message that had more emojis than my whole week.
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A guy who’s so awesome he could make a superhero look like a kid. He’s got style, skills, and the kind of swag that makes people want to be him.
He showed up to the school in a suit and still had time to beat me at the lunch table.
He got into a fight with a guy who had a sword and won with just a laugh.
He texted me a picture of his breakfast and it looked like it was from a fancy restaurant.
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