kabojja

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a school that only cares about how kids look instead of how smart they are
The principal yelled at me for wearing pajama pants. My math test was 98%.
My teacher gave me detention for wearing a hat. I didn’t even get it wrong.
They made me wear a suit for lunch. I spilled soda on it. They gave me a time-out.
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a school that thinks education is a joke but fashion shows are serious business
I got an F for not wearing a tie. I aced the science test.
They made me wear a dress. I kicked the principal’s dog. He didn’t care.
I failed math for wearing a hoodie. My dog got a B.
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a school that treats kids like fashion models instead of students
They made me wear a suit for gym class. I fell down. They gave me a D.
My report card said I was a ‘fashion disaster’ but my math was perfect.
I got sent to the office for wearing mismatched socks. My dog got a gold star.
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