Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so big they look like a mountain that forgot to lose weight.

My cousin is a Kabocca. He eats a whole pizza by himself.

That guy at the gym is a Kabocca. He looks like a donut with a face.

My teacher calls me a Kabocca because I eat too much candy.

2

When someone is so fat they could probably walk into a fridge and not even notice.

My dog is a Kabocca. He’s bigger than my brother.

That guy at the mall is a Kabocca. He looks like he’s about to burst.

I called my mom a Kabocca because she ate the whole cake.

3

A person so big they could probably beat up a couch.

My uncle is a Kabocca. He sits on the couch and breaks it.

That kid at school is a Kabocca. He’s like a walking sofa.

I told my friend he was a Kabocca because he ate all my snacks.

4

When someone is so fat they could probably be a new kind of furniture.

My grandma is a Kabocca. She’s like a chair that doesn’t need legs.

That guy at the park is a Kabocca. He looks like a bench with a face.

I called my brother a Kabocca because he ate the whole pizza.

5

A person so big they could probably be a new kind of dessert.

My dad is a Kabocca. He eats ice cream like it’s a job.

That guy at the diner is a Kabocca. He eats a whole pie by himself.

I told my friend he was a Kabocca because he ate all my candy.

6

When someone is so fat they could probably be a new kind of animal.

My neighbor is a Kabocca. He looks like a bear that never exercised.

That guy at the zoo is a Kabocca. He’s bigger than the elephant.

I called my friend a Kabocca because he ate the whole bag of chips.