kabobward

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When your head gets launched off your neck like a rocket because some idiot rammed their pelvis into the back of your skull while you were glued to the TV like a brain-dead zombie

My brother kabobwarded me so hard the TV screen cracked and my brain started thinking in emojis

I was playing Fortnite when my cousin hit me with a kabobward and I died in-game and in real life

At the mall, some guy kabobwarded me into the soda machine and now I have a permanent soda stain on my shirt

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A f***ing liberal nerd who thinks Trump is a f***ing meatball and believes the government should give you free pizza every day just because you cried in 2008

My kabobward neighbor told me Bush invented the f***ing internet and that’s why we have so much f***ing homework

At the park, my kabobward friend tried to explain socialism to my dog and now my dog won’t stop barking at Republicans

My kabobward cousin said Obama is the best president ever and now I have to listen to him talk about ‘the struggle’ for 10 more years

by Slangipedia 1d ago