Kabobular

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Something so good it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like victory.
That cake was kabobular. I ate it with my hands and my dog's nose.
The concert was kabobular. I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
That pizza was kabobular. I licked the box and my brother tried to steal it.
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So amazing it could make a saint cry and a devil blush.
That movie was kabobular. I watched it twice and cried like a baby.
The party was kabobular. I drank so much I talked to my fish.
That game was kabobular. I beat my dad and he still didn't stop yelling.
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So good it could make a dragon jealous and a wizard proud.
That burger was kabobular. I ate it so fast I got a stomach ache.
That song was kabobular. I sang it in the shower and my mom walked out.
That test was kabobular. I got a 100 and my teacher gave me extra candy.
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So awesome it could make a dinosaur dance and a ghost laugh.
That show was kabobular. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
That prank was kabobular. I tricked my brother and he cried like a baby.
That day was kabobular. I got ice cream and my dog chased me.
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So good it could make a king jealous and a beggar rich.
That cake was kabobular. I ate it and my dog stole my nap.
That game was kabobular. I won and my friend cried.
That day was kabobular. I got a 100 and my teacher gave me extra candy.
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