Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kaboble is when someone does something so weird or dumb it makes your brain hurt

My cousin tried to ride a goat to school. It was a kaboble.

He wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement. Classic kaboble.

She texted her ex a 500-word poem about cereal. That was a kaboble.

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Kaboble is like when someone messes up something simple and makes it way too complicated

He tried to make toast and ended up burning the house down. Kaboble.

She used a dictionary to spell 'hello'. Kaboble.

He took a 2-hour shower to brush his teeth. Kaboble.

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Kaboble is when you do something so stupid it makes you wonder why you even bother

He tried to flirt with a chicken at the grocery store. Kaboble.

She dyed her hair neon green and called it 'professional'. Kaboble.

He ran out of the house wearing pajamas and screamed 'I’m a superhero!' Kaboble.

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Kaboble is when you do something so dumb it deserves a slap and a laugh

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried. Kaboble.

She texted her mom 100 times a day about her pet goldfish. Kaboble.

He dressed up as a tomato for a party. Kaboble.

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Kaboble is when someone acts like a fool and you can’t look away because it’s so bad

He tried to dance on a ladder and fell off. Kaboble.

She tried to sing opera in the shower and woke up the whole neighborhood. Kaboble.

He took a selfie with a banana and called it ‘art’. Kaboble.