kabobble

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When your brain turns to mush and you stare at the wall like it owes you money and do weird stuff like eat a sock.

I had a kabobble moment and tried to text my mom in pig Latin.

He had a kabobble and started singing show tunes in the grocery store.

She had a kabobble and tried to convince the dog she was a detective.

When your brain is so confused it thinks a toaster is a portal to another dimension.

I was so confused I asked the pizza man if he was a wizard.

He was confused and tried to talk to the ceiling.

She was confused and started arguing with her coffee.

A fancy snack that looks like a chicken on a stick but tastes like a cursed snack from a nightmare.

That kabobble was so bad I thought I was eating a dead raccoon.

He tried to eat the kabobble and cried like a baby.

She took one bite and vowed never to eat again.