kabobamodo

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When you crash your car looking for kabob. It’s like you’re drunk and your passengers are terrorists. The music is so loud it could wake the dead.

I ran into a tree looking for kabob. My passenger screamed like a banshee.

My car looks like it got hit by a truck. All I wanted was kabob.

I drove through a red light like it was a traffic light for cab drivers.

Driving like a maniac to find kabob. Your car gets wrecked. Your friends are mad. Your music is worse than your life choices.

My car is broken. I was trying to find kabob. My friend called me a lunatic.

I drove like I was being chased by the police. All I wanted was kabob.

My music was so loud, the neighbor called the cops.

Racing to find kabob like it’s the last drop of water in the desert. Your car looks like it got run over by a bus. Your friends think you’re crazy.

I drove like I was on fire. I just wanted kabob. My friend called me a monster.

My car is a mess. I was looking for kabob. My music was louder than my problems.

I crashed into a wall. I was chasing kabob. My friend said I need help.