KABLURKIN

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To make something so tough it won't break even if you throw a cow at it and yell at it.
My uncle kablurkin'd a shed so hard it survived a hurricane and a middle school drama club.
She kablurkin'd her ex's face with a frying pan and a curse.
The kid kablurkin'd a fort out of Legos and it stood for three years.
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When you build something so solid it could hold up a dinosaur and still not fall apart.
He kablurkin'd a treehouse so well it could hold a full football team.
The kid kablurkin'd a sandwich and it lasted through the entire lunch period.
They kablurkin'd a wall so strong it could stop a bullet and a bad pun.
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To make something that won't fall apart even if you hit it with a hammer and a swear word.
She kablurkin'd her homework so it survived a fire and a teacher's rage.
He kablurkin'd a tower out of blocks and it stood for a whole week.
The dog kablurkin'd a fence and it didn't even flinch when a goat jumped over it.
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When you build something so tough it could survive a fight with a dragon and still look good.
He kablurkin'd a castle out of cardboard and it survived a storm and a dragon's sneeze.
She kablurkin'd her nails so hard they could cut through steel.
The kid kablurkin'd a bridge out of sticks and it held up a whole class of kids.
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To create something so strong it could hold up a mountain and still not whine about it.
He kablurkin'd a ladder and it climbed higher than the clouds.
She kablurkin'd a chair and it sat through the longest meeting ever.
The kid kablurkin'd a shoe and it lasted through a marathon and a bad pizza.
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