Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting so wasted you think you're a god and everyone else is a doofus

I woke up in a toilet and my pants were on my head. I was kablunked.

My mom called me and I said 'I'm the president of the universe.' I was kablunked.

I drank 12 sodas and now I'm dancing on a table. I'm kablunked.

2

Being so messed up you can't tell your feet from your face

I tried to eat a pizza and it looked like a monster. I was kablunked.

I texted my dad and he replied with 'Are you alive?' I was kablunked.

I sat on a chair and it started talking to me. I was kablunked.

3

Getting so wasted you think you're a superhero and everyone else is your enemy

I punched a wall and it hurt my hand. I was kablunked.

I told my teacher I was going to take over the world. I was kablunked.

I tried to fly and fell off the couch. I was kablunked.

4

So high you think you're a wizard and everyone else is a silly goose

I turned my brother into a chicken. I was kablunked.

I cast a spell on my math homework. It worked. I was kablunked.

I drank a whole bottle of juice and now I can talk to ducks. I was kablunked.

5

Getting so wasted you can't tell your left from your right and your brain is on fire

I tried to put on my shoes and they were on my hands. I was kablunked.

I screamed at my dog and it ran away. I was kablunked.

I tried to do my homework and it looked like a alien. I was kablunked.

6

So high you think you're the king of the universe and everyone else is your servant

I told my mom I was the king of the universe. She said 'Okay.' I was kablunked.

I ate a whole cake and now I'm the king. I was kablunked.

I sat on the throne and it was made of pizza. I was kablunked.