Kablump

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The loud, messy crash of someone’s pride hitting the ground after they decide to act like a fool on a mountain.

I tried to ski down the black diamond and ended up doing a kablump in front of 20 tourists.

He thought he was cool. Then he did a kablump. Now he’s just sad.

She tried to show off. Kablump. Now her ego is buried under snow.

When your body decides to quit on you in front of a bunch of people, usually because of a bad choice involving snow and speed.

He tried to be a hero. Kablump. Now he’s just a hero who’s broken.

The kid did a kablump right in front of the principal. Classic.

She tried to glide. Kablump. Now she’s just a mess.

The glorious, loud, and very public way someone gets knocked down by their own stupidity, usually involving snow and a lot of people watching.

He did a kablump so hard, the snow got a standing ovation.

She tried to be fancy. Kablump. Now she’s just a snow-covered disgrace.

The man went full kablump right in the middle of the trail. It was epic.

When you go from cool to crumpled in one loud, snowy, and very public move.

He did a kablump and now his friends are laughing at him for the rest of the day.

She tried to look tough. Kablump. Now she’s just a snow-covered joke.

He went full kablump on the hill and now he’s just a legend.

When you decide to be a fool, and the snow decides to be your enemy, resulting in a very loud and very public defeat.

He did a kablump so loud, the snow started cheering for him.

She thought she was tough. Kablump. Now she’s just a snow-covered joke.

He tried to be a legend. Kablump. Now he’s just a legend who fell.