Kablum

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Dan Schneider’s messed-up version of kablam, but it’s a 17-hour uncut (uncircumcised) kid porn movie with foot jobs and "kabluming".
My cousin watched it and cried for a week.
I tried to fall asleep but it was still going.
My mom said it was worse than my little brother’s birthday party.
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Kablum is like kablam, but it’s a 17-hour kid porn movie that makes your brain explode from all the foot jobs and "kabluming".
I got a headache after watching it for 2 hours.
My dog ran away during the middle of it.
My dad said it was the worst thing he ever saw.
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Kablum is when Dan Schneider takes kablam and turns it into a 17-hour uncut kid porn movie with foot jobs and a bunch of "kabluming" that will make you want to die.
I vomited after watching it.
My sister locked herself in her room.
My teacher said it was worse than math class.
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